tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post9212154403345407060..comments2023-09-12T09:33:31.236+01:00Comments on H in London: Okay my British friends, what do you really know...H~http://www.blogger.com/profile/13883929970548000440noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-87255024563831498762011-03-13T10:05:24.872+00:002011-03-13T10:05:24.872+00:00I shall be surrendering my passport immediately. W...I shall be surrendering my passport immediately. Where the hell are the questions on xfactor?Kim Wnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-80205997073468478252009-03-24T07:52:00.000+00:002009-03-24T07:52:00.000+00:00Ask them when Guy Fawkes day is, and ask "Who was ...Ask them when Guy Fawkes day is, and ask "Who was Guy Fawkes?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-48895067608187153362009-03-21T12:22:00.000+00:002009-03-21T12:22:00.000+00:00Im the least 'British' British person i know, ther...Im the least 'British' British person i know, therefore i wont even attempt to answer the questions. Load of beaurocratic c**p. Good luck, dont spose u'll need it : )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-16375058913074873182009-03-19T17:28:00.000+00:002009-03-19T17:28:00.000+00:00That's 2 and 1/2 tests completed so far. Less tha...That's 2 and 1/2 tests completed so far. Less than 24 hours left.H~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13883929970548000440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-9026780789600071672009-03-19T06:36:00.000+00:002009-03-19T06:36:00.000+00:00Gak!! Good luck!!Gak!! Good luck!!Attila the Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02158308703617226652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-90466531587909829202009-03-18T19:53:00.000+00:002009-03-18T19:53:00.000+00:00[Any beer accrued can be donated to worthy cause, ...[Any beer accrued can be donated to worthy cause, having drunk self to death in the $pub over I.B. internal assessments. Remember, citizenship does not give one the right to strike up conversation on public or quasi-public transport. This is England.]<BR/><BR/>1 A<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. No M.E.P.s represent any of the member states, the parliament largely exists to serve the interests of organic hessian producers.]<BR/><BR/>2 B<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. The best thing about Wales is its people; there are none, just trolls.]<BR/><BR/>3 A<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. Big Brother and Pop Idol are strictly "first past the post" in all independant T.V. regions.]<BR/><BR/>4 A,D<BR/><BR/>[N.B. Most copies of "Thed Last King of Scotland" remain shrink-wrapped approximately eighteen months after seeing the theatrical release...]<BR/><BR/>5 B<BR/><BR/>6 A<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. No-one does. All houses are owned by a bank, specifically the Toxic Sub-Prime Catfish Bank of Orifice, Alabama USA.]<BR/><BR/>7 C<BR/><BR/>8 B<BR/><BR/>9 B<BR/><BR/>10 C<BR/><BR/>[(See 4.) ...largely because of the bit where they hang him up by the....]<BR/><BR/>11 C<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. They all are, the murdering Norman scum.]<BR/><BR/>12 D<BR/><BR/>[Trick question. Discounting "complaining about the weather", "loathing the French" and 'getting Toby and Jocasta into a good school" all devout U.K. residents are in fact Zorroastrians.]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-64622513177149148242009-03-18T12:18:00.000+00:002009-03-18T12:18:00.000+00:001. Currently 78 but has been recommended to be red...1. Currently 78 but has been recommended to be reduced to 72 (I think).<BR/><BR/>2. 2.9m, with about 4 times that amount in sheep.<BR/><BR/>3. B (BOOO!)<BR/><BR/>4. A and possibly B<BR/><BR/>5. C but with almost 50 in the Council of Europe.<BR/><BR/>6. Hmmmmm. D?<BR/><BR/>7. D due to tightening of the rules, making it less-accessible where there was no family connection.<BR/><BR/>8. Depends who you ask but I would say 'officially' it is C, 20%, but actually lower.<BR/><BR/>9. C or D... Err... C<BR/><BR/>10. Because of the Ugandan crisis in the mid 60's. C<BR/><BR/>11. D, 24%. Officially somewhere near 50% in London.<BR/><BR/>12. Hmmmm. Now, I know that almost 1% said they were Jedi. Okay, it's going to be C or D. Does agnostic count as none? Technically it shouldn't and many confuse agnosticism with atheism. C. Final answer, Chris. C.David de Vynélhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02953558495962862752noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-49173276912832112832009-03-18T11:51:00.000+00:002009-03-18T11:51:00.000+00:00Haha that's a joke. How does knowing any of that m...Haha that's a joke. How does knowing any of that make you a better British citizen? The only ones I even have a chance of guessing are 7 (d?), 10 (c) and 11 (I thought the figure was 7.5%, but I'll go with b). Good luck and we'll have to have that drink anyway - just you won't have to buy mine ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-3638726549947978422009-03-18T11:42:00.000+00:002009-03-18T11:42:00.000+00:00Hey Toni! Thanks, but I'm already taking practice...Hey Toni! Thanks, but I'm already taking practice tests online and have a revision book with practice tests in addition to the Home Office publication.<BR/><BR/>Come on people! Show me what you know. You DO NOT have to buy me a pint if you fail my little test and you might just get one for free. You have nothing to lose!H~https://www.blogger.com/profile/13883929970548000440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-63375474943841909102009-03-18T09:49:00.000+00:002009-03-18T09:49:00.000+00:00ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *strokes British...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *strokes British pasport in relief*<BR/><BR/>Good luck!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3650477012236630973.post-85866693468778533052009-03-18T08:01:00.000+00:002009-03-18T08:01:00.000+00:00Hi H,If you are interested, and for a help you ca...Hi H,<BR/>If you are interested, and for a help you can always try my free website to help with the studies, it is <A HREF="http://uklifetest.com" REL="nofollow">http://uklifetest.com</A>curpinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04874611938917373558noreply@blogger.com