I'm Pregnant!

April Fools!

Not very original I know.

I did think about posting, "I'm Moving Back To Seattle", but that would just be mean since I'm not. (I'd like to think people want me to come back.)

I also thought people would believe "I'm Getting Married" as much as "I've Won The Lottery"-meaning that those who know me would instantly know it wasn't true. They both are about as probable. So, I chose "I'm Pregnant" instead.

On that note, I'd rather win the lottery than get married. Then I could always buy a husband with the winnings, and make him sign a prenuptial agreement of course. I'd also keep him out of my will, so he wouldn't try to kill me. (I've been watching too many 'Poirot' and 'Midsomer Murders' lately)

Happy April Fool's Day!

Dreamin'

Last night I dreamt that I was pregnant. In my dream I was thrilled instead of being upset or confused, which I would have been in real life. I knew that it was a long road ahead of me, as I was about to be a single mother, but I was so happy. As for the father I wasn't certain. I knew that I hadn't had sex in months. Thus (in the logic of my dream) it was either a miracle or one of two ex's. Both of these ex's were there and both were admitting that they were the father, but one was more willing to step up to this fact than the other. My friends were being super supportive and those who had already had children were offering hand-me-down baby clothing, etc.

I've been thinking about this off and on all day and finally I looked online to see what the dream analysis meaning was. This is what it said:

"To dream that you are pregnant, symbolizes an aspect of yourself or some aspect of your personal life that is growing and developing. You may not be ready to talk about it or act on it. This may also represent the birth of a new idea, direction, project or goal."

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...