Dear Universe

Dear Universe, 

When I say I wish to remain in the area where I'm on holiday and not return to my life in the real world, you should not take me literally and do things like delay my flight by several hours or cause a volcano to explode. Just get me home safely and I'll deal with my life. However, please take my wishes to be independently wealthy and fall in love with a decent man seriously. Then maybe I'll actually want to return to reality.

Thank you very much,

H~