Friday 20 May 2011

May 21, 2011: I'm looking forward to tomorrow because...

1. I may wake up to a world inhabited by nothing but Godless heathens like myself. If that's the case then I shall enjoy my last five months on earth despite the horrid suffering I'm meant to endure. If there is a God and s/he would treat the diversity of the human race with such disdain and only allow a small minority of closed minded people into heaven, then heaven isn't a place I want to be anyway. So I'll just remain on the planet with all the cool party people, jam on my ukulele and we'll have a great time.

2. I may wake up to discover that I'm one of the chosen to fall into a pit and then be taken up to heaven. If that's the case then I know God is cool, has good taste in people and that all my friends, family and loved ones would be there. In fact if that's the case, then I'm willing to bet that heaven would be filled with fantastic people from all over the world, almost to the point of over crowding, but we'd all love it. Plus, there would be a special place for those of us to strum ukuleles instead of silly harps.

3. I may wake up to a day just like any other day. Frankly, those days aren't so bad. I rather like them. Bring 'em on! I think we should all live our days as if they are our last anyway.

Plus, tomorrow will be extra fun because Rapture or no, it's my friend, Jules's hen-do.

Yes indeed, I'm looking forward to May 21, 2011.

1 comment:

Forrest said...

Welcome to a day like any other! Good to know you are still here.

You ARE still here, right?

Heather? Heather? HEATHER!!!

JK.... the loonies blew it again and I cannot wait for Jon Stewart's take on the missed prophecy.