Not very original I know.
I did think about posting, "I'm Moving Back To Seattle", but that would just be mean since I'm not. (I'd like to think people want me to come back.)
I also thought people would believe "I'm Getting Married" as much as "I've Won The Lottery"-meaning that those who know me would instantly know it wasn't true. They both are about as probable. So, I chose "I'm Pregnant" instead.
On that note, I'd rather win the lottery than get married. Then I could always buy a husband with the winnings, and make him sign a prenuptial agreement of course. I'd also keep him out of my will, so he wouldn't try to kill me. (I've been watching too many 'Poirot' and 'Midsomer Murders' lately)
Happy April Fool's Day!